screeching to a halt and all that

four days ago i was reaching the speed of light. today i am a glacier. everything is slow and i am brain-dead and clumsy.

i have had maybe four thoughts today. most of them involved how much i suck at life and just want to curl up in the nest.

i had many naps today. i got out of bed and got dressed and sat on the couch and opened a book and fell asleep. then i woke up two hours later and thought one of my four thoughts.

also, low fat chocolate milk is quite amazing. i had forgotten this. that was the one thought that was not about how much i suck at life and want to get back in the nest.

the other two life-sucking, nesting thoughts occurred ad nauseum throughout the day. on repeat. very slowly, of course. glaciers only move at one centimeter per year.

i suck at life and just want to curl up in the nest.

i suck at life and just want to curl up in the nest.

oh wait. i seem to be in the nest.

now what?

crap.

i suck at life and just want . . .